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| Well its been a while so let me recap my week.... SEX< DRUGS<ALCOHOL< thats pretty much it... sry i havent posted its cuz i was hybernating... you see what i do is i hyberante one week then im awake another... well to be serious the highlight of my week was going to Target friday and getting this huge asss bouncy balls and playing with my 2 brothers ( one is not really my brother but could pass cuz he lives here) ...so your wondering thats nothing new for joey , big bouncy balls, well its cuz my lil brother wanted some toy and i said no cuz my mom said no... so he leaves all mad and i was walking all of a sudden n i see Joel ( my brothers friend) calling me, as i approach him i feel this sudden fucking shoot gun blast and they both split( they nailed me with balls) so i go and get a ball also LMAO and im there chasing them ::Imagine:: a 17 year old bearded man like 6'8 300lbs chasing 2 midget 10year olds :: and were hidding and shit and peopl watching us and im crawaling on the floor to stay low in the line of fire and i sneak up RIGHT BEHIND THEM ::all dramatic lol :: and i go in a deep voice GENTELMEN they turn and fuck i nailed my brother and i swear to god he flew like 2 feet and laned on joel .... lol what a day | | |
| What a series..! I cried, laughed, yelled, punched someon out of anger, screamed, teared of joy, farted oww shit that doesnt belong there. I was real emotional ( due to the steriod JK) lol.. Naw honestly MAD respect to both teams. The Pistons never ever gave up they could have been down 100 points and they kept there composure "theres no shame in going out there and getting your ass whoped, but theres not honor in not going out there at all..." SOME MAD respect for the Spurs they got skills took advantge of the double teaming on DuNcAn and most of all at the end of the game showed alot of respect.. and i mean all the players, even the ones that stepped onto the court for the 1st time LMAO... poor guys.. well this wont matter in a week so enjoy it now... records are always broken, people always beaten, and most of all people are forgetten... anyone remeber Jordan lol didnt think so.... all we know is hes a legend and shouldnt have retired twice or w.e he did lol well i gotta go beat the shit out of random people cuz im mad lol naw not really PISTONS gave it there all and even thought they didnt win they still tried and thats all that matters..NoW the spurs are just good lol ,well i need to go cry or take drugs to forget all of this... or masterbate  | | |
| MAN i like the SPURS but baby i LOVE THE PISTONS OWOWOWOWOWO. 1st of all the spurs have lots of talent and the Pistons well they just have lots of heart... enough about that. Man if you dont know me and you proablly dont you shouldnt take my posts or logs or blogs or whatever the **** there called serious lol idk i just make up shit and stuff thats what you do when your in prison and only get 1hr for internet and phone use.. well i hate those fucking adds that say find your high school friends from like 1960 half those people are dead.. who wants to talk to someon who had random sex with lots of people and smoked pot 24/7 ( hippies) ow shit that sounds pretty good lol... OWWW yeah if any one of you only gives me 1 e prop im gonna show up at your house and shoot you in the head then take you outside and shred you with a cheese grater.. LMAO..JK or crank call you and say YOU KICKED ME DOG.. but w.e shit happens right... back to BasketBall i think MVP for the Pistons is TIM DUNCAN LMAO he misses on purpose... well i need to go watch cheap old men home made porn.. JK i already did that. JK again lol im so stupid.. just remeber that the safest sex is with your hand so... thats all i have to say cuz my grandma told me.. | | |
| UGHH UGHH UGHHH UGHHHHHHHH..........I just came all over my sreen and everything. My keys are stuck to my fingers lol it happens all the time. Naw its cool cuz i have one of those sreen protecters i just Jizz all over it for like a week or 4 lol and then i go outside and wash it  . Naw im just here reading all the Novelas that are on xanga. A whole bunch of like 13yr olds that are hitting pubierty ,however you spell it, asking lots of questions anyways me and my grandma are gonna smoke a toce... YEY!!  naw i wish shes a big hog i cant smoke with her  . Laters i have an appoinmnet with my umm. you know | | |
|  Well well well im back cuz im so bored , masterbating even got old naw im jk it didnt lol well well well you want the truth "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH" well if u pay close attetnion the last time i loged or blooged or hooege whatever the fuck it is was june 13 2004 last year lol. This is how it started... well i use to live next to the libary right so i would go and type bad ass on my computer ( at the libary of course) *(techinaclly i had dsl before everyone woot!) i had my lil corner so back to the story.. The cops raided my house and we had to move becuase they found like 2 kilos hidden in my house ( it wasnt really hidden the cops walked in and was all over the kitcehn and tables and on the sofa) well my parents were mad not cuz the cops found the stuff but becuase there was 3 kilos and 1 was missing hehehehe. so yeah next thing you know i went to jail for about 1 year. I got my "PLACAS" ( mexican word for tatoo). Joined a notirous gang so notrious that i cant even mention cuz they will show up on my window and urs to, there just thug like that.. so now im free and i cant go farther then like 500 ft from my house, so the libary is just fine, to bad they dont have pornos. Well they kinda do they rent animal videos and they hump and stuff, not to appealing. well kinda sorta but thats for another time.. so yeah im back and im real thug now so becarefull what u post on my comments or else " la clica te mata" (the gang will kill you" so now im back and everthing is fine oww shit the libary is gonna close so i have to go laters | | |
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